Thursday, August 18, 2011

Sweet Christmas, people look at this thing still?

Well, if you are, welcome to this dead-zone of a webcomic. These pictures will remain here for however long it takes me to clean up, grab them all, and move to a more permanent location on the interwebs. In the meantime, there's like 4 other websites you can keep up with me and my existence on.

DeviantART: For random drawing based nonsense and comic updates.
Facebook: For various information and the most up-to-date goings on in my life.
Google+: Like Facebook, but cooler.
Tumblr: Ranting, reblogging, and asking me questions to get some drawn responses.

You can also find me on Steam (Pietacular), Playstation Network (Total-Tortilla), and YouTube (TotalTortilla).

So that's about it. Thanks for checking all this out, and hopefully I'll be seeing you somewhere else on the internet.

~Total-Tortilla

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Issue 50: One of these things is not like the other ones


-EDIT-
Due to a few complaints, I darkened the lines on this comic to make it easier to read and whatnot.
I'll do this same thing with any other paper comic I do from now on.
Yes, I did just update this comic.
What now, Russia?
So I literally drew this about 15 minutes ago and decided it was awesome enough for these interwebs. I do so hope you enjoy this incredibly late 50th comic, and let us pray to the Heavens that I decide to update within a 2 week timespan this time.
Also, the monocle is dead. Deal with it.
Also also, I know the whole thing is in notebook paper/pencil. Would you rather that I didn't update?
No?
Didn't think so.
Enjoy, humans.


~Frank Allen

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Issue 49: Paradox'd


Where's the Twilight Zone theme song when you need it?
Well, I was out of ideas and randomly thought of this for no reason. And don't worry, around the 2908647th time through it, he makes a comic about something that's actually funny.
So I got Mega Man 9 and Paper Mario on my Wii last night.
AILSJDGBIAJS HYAWRLJBSN;AFDOHANLIFSUBGSDLHBGAFLDHJBADF THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
Mega Man 9 is just screaming 90's in my face.
I was originally going to do a comic on it, but I haven't gotten far enough to get funny ideas.
Although, I do applaud Dr. Light, considering that he was the first one to make a FEMALE Robot Master.
Kudos.
Well, I'm gonna go play. Check you cats on the flipside.





Also, I'm Crying and Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughan are the same exact song.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A little information, mi amigos.

STICKomix will be taking a temporary break, so to speak.
Basically, I'm entered in a contest that will be taking up most of my artistical tiem. So, STICKomix will be updated less frequently to work on the contest. So yeah.
Check ya later, G.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Issue 48: The Cell from Hell


The return of the Evil Cellphone. Oh noes.
Continued from Issue 26.

Edit 13:07 PM:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I already did this comic.
But older.
I suck.
I'm going to go die from intense failure now.
Goodbye.

I might be going to a Green Day concert 8D
EXCITEMENT TO THE MAX MY GOOD SIR.
Yeah.
That's about it.
Oh, and buy Moon for the DS.
It's fun.
Hokai.
Later.

~Frank Allen

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Issue 47: Finger Lickin' Good


Dear God I'm updating the comic it's the end of the world as we know it.
But this is still fun.
Based on what I wish was a true story.
Yeah.
I got a game the other day for my DS.
Moon.
It's like an old school FPS, a la Doom.
Check it out.
Oh, and I'm frequently purchasing some games on my Wii.
Like, old games.
I just bought the original Metroid the other day.
And I'm gonna buy Super Metroid sometime later.
How awesome.
Imma go eat breakfast now.
KTHXBAI.

~Frank Allen

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Issue 46: Sweet, Sweet Cannibalisim.


Wow, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got everything working right, and I decided that Easter was a fitting time to do it. Yeah.
I've found that I'm kind of addicted to fishing in Twilight Princess right now.
And Street Fighter.
But mostly fishing.
MUST CATCH THE LOACH OMG.
Well, enjoy, I'll be updating more hopefully, and Happy Easter, foo's.
Peace.

~Frank Allen